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while traversing the highway the other day, two motherfuckers cut me off.

motherfuckers.

pf posted a collection of "wedding poems." I stringently avoid anything described as "playful" and/or "offbeat," so I landed myself another reading of "Sonnet CXVI" and "Song for the Last Act," the latter of which I mention despite it not being my usual fare; possible cause:  extreme boredom during vehicular transport.

prepositions and articles are invading my wordspace.

teff pancakes, guys. I purchased a caffe (imagine accent; puzzle over double consonant) mocha of admirable quality and strength recently, and, in addition, maneuvered a cold drink to its destination, keeping my eyes on the road almost the entire time.

I deserve a reward. a reward of more pancakes.

with an uncrowded closet, dressing is less tedious. lamentable:  that definitely isn't supposed to be a miniskirt.

no milk. no milk, no bread. no bread, no sandwiches. no sandwiches, only canned olives. :crying:
  • Mood: Stupefied
  • Listening to: white lies
  • Reading: allegedly solzhenitsyn
  • Playing: how much paper can I stuff into the burnables

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~Cutiepi97 Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsherlockwinkplz::iconsaysplz: Thanks for the fav!!
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~Phu-Phu-Hugs-Me Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:ohnoes:
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~soporous Jan 19, 2013   Writer
I haven't logged in for weeks :noes:
my inbox is crowded like walmart on a saturday morning
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~Phu-Phu-Hugs-Me Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Was yours in the thousands also? I think my inbox was more like a Black Friday crowd. I don't look or read anything in my inbox that isn't a comment, reply, or note anymore. Journal stacks almost outnumber deviation stacks now.
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Mood: Christmas Spirited ~soporous Jan 20, 2013   Writer
Thank goodness, no. Last time that happened I culled my watchlist without mercy. The high hundreds, this round. Does anyone even post journals worth caring about anymore? I know I don't.
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~Phu-Phu-Hugs-Me Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Alfred is my robot. Alfred feels sad because has no arms to fold laundry and thus ate his emotions. His emotions caused his robotic body to morph into a moderately overweight dysfunctional piece of machinery. He then tried drown in the ocean, but Alfred does not need oxygen for survival. Now he feels even more sad and resides in is own pool of misery.

TBC
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~soporous Feb 8, 2012   Writer
If it is any consolation to Alfred, he will eventually rust and fall apart.

Like all living things.
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~Phu-Phu-Hugs-Me Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
But what of body repair lifetime warranties valid for all of time?
I am committed to Alfred living a miserable life.
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*b1gfan Jan 17, 2012  Student Writer
It's the rebels Sir...they're here.
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~soporous Jan 18, 2012   Writer
"no, I think rather something more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag..."
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